My friend Evan found this on Craigs list, no hes not the guy who wrote this, but he found the message funny cause the guy has the same name… I found it funny.

heres the link

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/233015033.html

To the women who work in my office… I hate you

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Date: 2006-11-10, 4:56PM EST

Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know
how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you
graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer
to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by
when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you
callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite,
“who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to
throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message
notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting
to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are
answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of
those things!

Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous
body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking
everyday when you walk into the building people drop dead. I don’t know
how you don’t notice it. I’m going to buy you deodorant for Christmas.

Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don’t know exactly what you do for
this company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When
you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling
him it felt so good when he slipped his hard dick into your fat ass!
Yea I heard that, and so does everyone else that walks by your suite
when you are on the phone. It’s disgusting, and we don’t want to hear
about it, so keep your voice down.

Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not
25 and I also know that at the Christmas party last year you had sex
with the bosses son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant.
Please don’t insult me in front of our coworkers again or I will tell
everyone.

Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the
white flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you
don’t wear panties.

Boss’ old receptionist- My name is not, John, Jason, Jack, Jim or Jared… it’s Evan.

Middle age woman who works in reception- Your job is not that hard. You
answer phones, put people on hold, and take messages. I don’t care that
you were up late cleaning the house or that you sat up all night
waiting for you delinquent son to get home, that does not give you a
reason to get rude with a customer or walk around bitching about how
your job is so stressful. Half of us come in still drunk from the night
before, but we never yell at clients, bitch about our family members or
say our jobs are soooo hard.

Pregnant bitch- There is only one of you, so no need for further
description but let it be known that you are not the first person to
ever get knocked up! You are not the first person to get heart burn,
you are not the first person to get morning sickness. You are not the
first person to pee their pants because the baby put too much pressure
on your bladder and you certainly are not the first person who has had
strange cravings for cheese and anchovies. Stop complaining about it!

Little intern girl- You are so cute with your stringy brown hair,
acne and braces but your coffee skills are lacking. All I ever want is
a large black coffee but you seem to thing that I would rather a
low-fat latte, or a caramel machiato, or even a Chai Tea. Nope I don’t
want those, I just want a damn black coffee! Also, you obviously don’t
know your alphabet because my filing cabinet is a mess. F does not come
after R, sweetie. Do you want to flunk the class you are doing this
internship for? No? You better shape your ass up and get me the right
coffee then!

Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only
girl who works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every
morning with a bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn
smart. No wonder you are 22 and head of the department that could
pretty much make or break our company. One time I asked you the
Circumference of the earth and you kew it! Usually I would think that
is weird and dork but from you, I find it really hot. I also like that
you are the only girl in the company that hasn’t slept with someone
that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I
wouldn’t respect you any less.

Hispanic girl who works in design- You wear way too much makeup, I
hate that you draw your eyebrows on, and I’m pretty sure you have an
adams apple and are a man.

35 year old secretary- You have a 20 year old son, and a 15 year
old son… yet you dress like you are 16. I would be embarrassed to be
your children. Oh and you look really stupid when you wear that plaid
school-girl skirt with the white tights and hooker boots. This is an
office… not a brothel.

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